Tuesday, March 25, 2008


Contrary to what the Social Security Administration (and the IRS for that matter) may think today is my birthday and I am 29.

Photo by Begor

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

I <3 TXT, or My Recent Brush with Fame

So, I was sitting at my window enjoying a nice Oakland sunset:

When my phone alerted me of an in-coming text message:

Isn't that sweet someone is thinking of me. I replied:

I was totally surprised when I found out it was:

There was only one logical assumption as to which Celine this was and this was funny because I was just thinking of her.

Not without a little disappointment I received this message:

Who is this Mr Phelps and why would Celine Dion be texting him. I decided that it was best to be civil with Celine-- she is a powerful performer-- so I used a sweet emoticon.

Then this:

Listen here Celine! I don't know who you are out gallivanting with but I assure you I do not and moreover will not associate with anyone calling themselves by such a bizarre assortment of words: peace justin zen.

Then I remembered that I hate Celine Dion and tried to angrily flip my phone shut, alas I don't have a flip phone so I pressed the end button and swore off "The Power of Love" forever.

Friday, March 7, 2008

SF is calling it's daughter home

but no San Francisco you are too expensive and I am having too much fun in Oakland. No matter how you woo me by decorating your streets with giant pictures of me I will not move back.