8. The little children will be smote by a giant turd flying out of control.
So it is written and so it has come to pass.
Artist, Paul McCarthy's piece "Complex Shit," which is a house-sized inflatable dog turd, broke free from its restraints on the night of July 31st to fulfill its destiny. The giant turd flew away from the Swiss sculpture garden and crashed into a children's home. Apperantly, it took out some power lines on the way as well.
Suffer the little children indeed.
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